Where did it go? No one knows, but here are 404 possibilities.
- In the attic
- On a cruise ship
- Swallowed by an elephant
- Stuck under the table with chewing gum
- In low Earth orbit
- Kidnapped by monkeys
- Under a blanket
- Packed in a bottle at sea
- Discarded on the sidewalk
- Locked in the trunk
- Embarrassingly attached to someone’s shoe
- Eaten by the dog
- Used as a bookmark
- Crammed in a file cabinet
- Lost in the mail
- Printed in triplicate
- Folded up and passed around during class
- Flying on a kite
- Working 9 to 5
- Embedded in sedimentary rock
- Living in a yellow submarine
- Stored in a time capsule
- Used as makeshift wrapping paper
- Sold at a garage sale for a dime
- In the corner
- In the spotlight
- Sleeping in too late
- Hanging out at the pub
- Held up in traffic
- Crumpled up in ruins
- Tangled up in blue
- Chopped into confetti
- Blasted from a t-shirt cannon
- Wearing a bow tie
- Driving the bus
- Broken in two
- Throwing the first pitch
- Rage tweeting
- Cooking breakfast
- Levitating in place
- Moderating a panel
- Spontaneously combusting
- Let down and hanging around
- Improving productivity
- Obsessing over minutiae
- Throwing a frisbee
- Jumping through hoops
- Lost in a crowd
- Running the 50m dash
- Writing a memoir
- Out to lunch
- Skating on thin ice
- Lighting a candle
- Dug in deep
- Locked in a cage
- Borrowed and never returned
- At the beach
- Transmitted at high frequencies
- Carried by pigeon
- Questioning motives
- Napping in a hammock
- Standing on the moon
- Hidden in plain sight
- Bending spoons
- Making a sandwich
- Slipping on a banana peel
- Bouncing off the walls
- Calling in reinforcements
- Deflecting blame
- Reading the comics
- Buttoning a tuxedo
- Herding sheep
- Lost in translation
- Permanently erased
- Knocking on doors
- Tied up in knots
- Grasping at straws
- Breaking glass in case of emergency
- Killing time on the company dime
- Sealing the deal
- Paddling a boat
- Out of ideas
- Counting chickens
- Dancing the mambo
- Going back to the drawing board
- Chasing waterfalls
- Collecting knicknacks
- Jumping out of a plane
- Stumbling backwards
- Caught in the act
- Withholding information
- Horsing around
- Calling shenanigans
- Keeping up appearances
- Violating curfew
- Minding the gap
- On the edge of the seat
- Bringing in reinforcements
- Questioning authority
- Dropping the subject
- Out on the town
- Stealing second
- Doing a U turn
- Searching for treasure
- Playing checkers
- Preserved in amber
- Donated to the Smithsonian
- Willingly participating
- Connecting the dots
- Jumping for joy
- Keeping a low profile
- Driving a taxi
- Tiptoeing quietly
- Blending into the crowd
- Walking the dog
- Bothering the downstairs neighbors
- Splitting hairs
- Playing the squeezebox
- Beating the high score
- Coming in second
- Over the horizon
- On a pedestal
- Lost in space
- Out of sight
- Out of mind
- Taking turns
- Down in the bunker
- Frozen in time
- Exploded into bits
- Nestled in a pocket
- Preserved in a scrapbook
- Making a coffee run
- Doing somersaults
- Popping balloons
- Catching a wave
- Chasing shadows
- Bouncing a pogo stick
- Working late
- Missing a chance
- Caught on tape
- Disappearing completely
- Going undercover
- Smelling the roses
- Delivering pizza
- Wearing a raincoat
- Hoping for the best
- Making the case
- Digging up dirt
- Gardening at night
- Taking names
- Shouting at the top of lungs
- Making a scene
- Putting things off
- Not returning calls
- Kept in suspense
- Living off grid
- Taking up a hobby
- Playing a concerto
- Waxing philosophical
- Broken down on the side of the road
- Mopping the floors
- On a smoke break
- Checking the horoscopes
- Raising eyebrows
- Burning time
- Overcome with emotion
- Carrying the load
- Investing in mutual funds
- Bopping a beach ball
- Obstructing justice
- Taking out the trash
- Walking a tightrope
- Meditating transcendentally
- Stuck in the middle
- Breaking up
- Going fish
- Cramming for the test
- Boarding the plane
- Popping a wheelie
- Contemplating mortality
- Uncovering evidence
- Dropping the ball
- Seeking attention
- Filling potholes
- Deflecting responsibility
- Getting inked
- Deciding to go for it
- On holiday
- Casting a wide net
- Googling medical conditions
- In a daydream
- Rendered invisible by a magician
- Sawed in half
- Adrift on a rowboat
- Buried underground
- Grocery shopping
- Solving puzzles
- Lost at sea
- Speaking in tongues
- Dropping hints
- Adding a pinch of salt
- Revealing the truth
- Patching drywall
- Running for office
- Joining the fan club
- Making a complete stop
- Closing the sale
- Indicted for fraud
- Excavating ruins
- Hosting an awards show
- Calling for backup
- Leaning on shoulders
- Out of commission
- Out of order
- Disturbing the peace
- Forgetting to floss
- Writing a poem
- Coming up for air
- Climbing the corporate ladder
- Mistaken for a doppelganger
- Finding a lucky penny
- Polishing the furniture
- Kept under wraps
- Marked as absent
- Packing a suitcase
- Coasting downhill
- Breaking the rules
- Pointing fingers
- Wearing a disguise
- Left out in the cold
- Pulling weeds
- Getting a bad haircut
- Mourning the lost
- Upending capitalism
- Raising concerns
- Camping in the forest
- Participating in city council
- Training to be an astronaut
- On a wild goose chase
- Blowing bubbles
- Strumming a ukelele
- Rehabbing a bungalow
- Feeding the cat
- Grappling with self doubt
- Dropping the lawsuit
- Going up for auction
- Winning the showcase showdown
- Cracking coconuts
- Fixing a flat tire
- Drawing up plans
- Hitching a ride
- Jumping a bungee
- Grilling hamburgers
- Getting married
- Denying involvement
- Wearing a cardboard sign
- Worrying about the future
- Making a to-do list
- Breaking the habit
- Longing for the one that got away
- Shooting pool
- Running on empty
- Flying a flag
- Seeing a man about a horse
- Watching cartoons
- Sitting in the sun
- Casting the first stone
- Squealing with delight
- Running into an old acquaintance
- Living in a glass house
- Talking about politics
- Crumpled into a ball
- Casting aspersions
- Running around in circles
- Playing darts
- Beating expectations
- Going out of business
- Crammed into a clown car
- Hitting the snooze button
- Tap dancing in a Broadway musical
- Drinking too much
- Spinning plates
- Asking for permission
- Planning for retirement
- Mowing the lawn
- Saddened by recent events
- Complaining about the weather
- Staring into space
- Making small talk
- Going to the zoo
- Taking the lead
- Falling on the stairs
- Soaking in the bathtub
- Lamenting missed chances
- Ironing a shirt
- Protesting systemic abuse
- Cheating on a test
- Calling a spade a spade
- Neither here nor there
- Taking the scenic route
- Basking in former glory
- Cracking the code
- Relitigating past decisions
- Paranoid about the government
- Giving people the side eye
- Swept under the rug
- Acting frustratingly stubborn
- Reading the newspaper
- Dropping like flies
- Chewing on it for a while
- Redecorating the living room
- Organizing records chronologically
- Distracted by social media
- Designing a t-shirt
- Lost in a conspiracy theory
- Trimming fingernails
- Playing hide and seek
- Wearing a costume
- Starting a bonfire
- Breaking a promise
- Crying over spilled milk
- Spilling tea
- Jumping to conclusions
- Giving up on a dream
- Starting something new
- Retreating in defeat
- Taking all the credit
- Scratching backs
- Breaking in a new pair of jeans
- Trying to be cool but not pulling it off
- Missing the point
- Rebuilding the engine
- Respecting elders
- Graduating magna cum laude
- Swallowing pride
- Bored with routine
- Pitching a tent
- Breaking ranks
- Bending the truth
- Filing for bankruptcy
- Getting the band back together
- Exploring business synergies
- Dominating the conversation
- Leaving the door open
- Accepting the consequences
- Folding the laundry
- Double parked
- Scraping the bottom of the barrel
- Stirring the pot
- Raising venture capital
- Kicking the can
- Getting on board
- Suffering karmic retribution
- Taking a cold shower
- Under house arrest
- Losing a poor meatball when somebody sneezed
- Violating a city ordinance
- Putting down roots
- Ruffling feathers
- Calling a time out
- Checking the mail
- Stripped for parts
- Breathing a sigh of relief
- Believing in ghosts
- Beating the odds
- On hiatus
- Hung out to dry
- Abducted by aliens
- Changing hairstyles
- Passing the hot potato
Redacted- At a cabin in the woods
- Taking the necessary precautions
- Riding the bench
- Knocked out cold
- Dipped in chocolate
- Buckling under pressure
- Stonewalling the process
- Swimming upstream
- Bobbing for apples
- Buying one and getting one free
- Circling the drain
- Doing an interpretive dance
- On hold for the next available representative
- Rudely interrupted
- Belaboring the point
- Pleading the 5th
- Going for broke
- Waxing nostalgic
- Waxing eyebrows
- Diving in headfirst
- Pickling cucumbers
- Overstaying the welcome
- Betting the farm
- Uncovering skeletons in the closet
- Sneaking out of the house
- Sewing a button
- Walking the plank
- Lacking self esteem
- Staring directly into the sun
- Leaving words unspoken
- Approaching escape velocity
- Turning the radio to static
- Preoccupied with existential dread while reflecting on moments of joy