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Where did it go? No one knows, but here are 404 possibilities.

  1. In the attic
  2. On a cruise ship
  3. Swallowed by an elephant
  4. Stuck under the table with chewing gum
  5. In low Earth orbit
  6. Kidnapped by monkeys
  7. Under a blanket
  8. Packed in a bottle at sea
  9. Discarded on the sidewalk
  10. Locked in the trunk
  11. Embarrassingly attached to someone’s shoe
  12. Eaten by the dog
  13. Used as a bookmark
  14. Crammed in a file cabinet
  15. Lost in the mail
  16. Printed in triplicate
  17. Folded up and passed around during class
  18. Flying on a kite
  19. Working 9 to 5
  20. Embedded in sedimentary rock
  21. Living in a yellow submarine
  22. Stored in a time capsule
  23. Used as makeshift wrapping paper
  24. Sold at a garage sale for a dime
  25. In the corner
  26. In the spotlight
  27. Sleeping in too late
  28. Hanging out at the pub
  29. Held up in traffic
  30. Crumpled up in ruins
  31. Tangled up in blue
  32. Chopped into confetti
  33. Blasted from a t-shirt cannon
  34. Wearing a bow tie
  35. Driving the bus
  36. Broken in two
  37. Throwing the first pitch
  38. Rage tweeting
  39. Cooking breakfast
  40. Levitating in place
  41. Moderating a panel
  42. Spontaneously combusting
  43. Let down and hanging around
  44. Improving productivity
  45. Obsessing over minutiae
  46. Throwing a frisbee
  47. Jumping through hoops
  48. Lost in a crowd
  49. Running the 50m dash
  50. Writing a memoir
  51. Out to lunch
  52. Skating on thin ice
  53. Lighting a candle
  54. Dug in deep
  55. Locked in a cage
  56. Borrowed and never returned
  57. At the beach
  58. Transmitted at high frequencies
  59. Carried by pigeon
  60. Questioning motives
  61. Napping in a hammock
  62. Standing on the moon
  63. Hidden in plain sight
  64. Bending spoons
  65. Making a sandwich
  66. Slipping on a banana peel
  67. Bouncing off the walls
  68. Calling in reinforcements
  69. Deflecting blame
  70. Reading the comics
  71. Buttoning a tuxedo
  72. Herding sheep
  73. Lost in translation
  74. Permanently erased
  75. Knocking on doors
  76. Tied up in knots
  77. Grasping at straws
  78. Breaking glass in case of emergency
  79. Killing time on the company dime
  80. Sealing the deal
  81. Paddling a boat
  82. Out of ideas
  83. Counting chickens
  84. Dancing the mambo
  85. Going back to the drawing board
  86. Chasing waterfalls
  87. Collecting knicknacks
  88. Jumping out of a plane
  89. Stumbling backwards
  90. Caught in the act
  91. Withholding information
  92. Horsing around
  93. Calling shenanigans
  94. Keeping up appearances
  95. Violating curfew
  96. Minding the gap
  97. On the edge of the seat
  98. Bringing in reinforcements
  99. Questioning authority
  100. Dropping the subject
  101. Out on the town
  102. Stealing second
  103. Doing a U turn
  104. Searching for treasure
  105. Playing checkers
  106. Preserved in amber
  107. Donated to the Smithsonian
  108. Willingly participating
  109. Connecting the dots
  110. Jumping for joy
  111. Keeping a low profile
  112. Driving a taxi
  113. Tiptoeing quietly
  114. Blending into the crowd
  115. Walking the dog
  116. Bothering the downstairs neighbors
  117. Splitting hairs
  118. Playing the squeezebox
  119. Beating the high score
  120. Coming in second
  121. Over the horizon
  122. On a pedestal
  123. Lost in space
  124. Out of sight
  125. Out of mind
  126. Taking turns
  127. Down in the bunker
  128. Frozen in time
  129. Exploded into bits
  130. Nestled in a pocket
  131. Preserved in a scrapbook
  132. Making a coffee run
  133. Doing somersaults
  134. Popping balloons
  135. Catching a wave
  136. Chasing shadows
  137. Bouncing a pogo stick
  138. Working late
  139. Missing a chance
  140. Caught on tape
  141. Disappearing completely
  142. Going undercover
  143. Smelling the roses
  144. Delivering pizza
  145. Wearing a raincoat
  146. Hoping for the best
  147. Making the case
  148. Digging up dirt
  149. Gardening at night
  150. Taking names
  151. Shouting at the top of lungs
  152. Making a scene
  153. Putting things off
  154. Not returning calls
  155. Kept in suspense
  156. Living off grid
  157. Taking up a hobby
  158. Playing a concerto
  159. Waxing philosophical
  160. Broken down on the side of the road
  161. Mopping the floors
  162. On a smoke break
  163. Checking the horoscopes
  164. Raising eyebrows
  165. Burning time
  166. Overcome with emotion
  167. Carrying the load
  168. Investing in mutual funds
  169. Bopping a beach ball
  170. Obstructing justice
  171. Taking out the trash
  172. Walking a tightrope
  173. Meditating transcendentally
  174. Stuck in the middle
  175. Breaking up
  176. Going fish
  177. Cramming for the test
  178. Boarding the plane
  179. Popping a wheelie
  180. Contemplating mortality
  181. Uncovering evidence
  182. Dropping the ball
  183. Seeking attention
  184. Filling potholes
  185. Deflecting responsibility
  186. Getting inked
  187. Deciding to go for it
  188. On holiday
  189. Casting a wide net
  190. Googling medical conditions
  191. In a daydream
  192. Rendered invisible by a magician
  193. Sawed in half
  194. Adrift on a rowboat
  195. Buried underground
  196. Grocery shopping
  197. Solving puzzles
  198. Lost at sea
  199. Speaking in tongues
  200. Dropping hints
  201. Adding a pinch of salt
  202. Revealing the truth
  203. Patching drywall
  204. Running for office
  205. Joining the fan club
  206. Making a complete stop
  207. Closing the sale
  208. Indicted for fraud
  209. Excavating ruins
  210. Hosting an awards show
  211. Calling for backup
  212. Leaning on shoulders
  213. Out of commission
  214. Out of order
  215. Disturbing the peace
  216. Forgetting to floss
  217. Writing a poem
  218. Coming up for air
  219. Climbing the corporate ladder
  220. Mistaken for a doppelganger
  221. Finding a lucky penny
  222. Polishing the furniture
  223. Kept under wraps
  224. Marked as absent
  225. Packing a suitcase
  226. Coasting downhill
  227. Breaking the rules
  228. Pointing fingers
  229. Wearing a disguise
  230. Left out in the cold
  231. Pulling weeds
  232. Getting a bad haircut
  233. Mourning the lost
  234. Upending capitalism
  235. Raising concerns
  236. Camping in the forest
  237. Participating in city council
  238. Training to be an astronaut
  239. On a wild goose chase
  240. Blowing bubbles
  241. Strumming a ukelele
  242. Rehabbing a bungalow
  243. Feeding the cat
  244. Grappling with self doubt
  245. Dropping the lawsuit
  246. Going up for auction
  247. Winning the showcase showdown
  248. Cracking coconuts
  249. Fixing a flat tire
  250. Drawing up plans
  251. Hitching a ride
  252. Jumping a bungee
  253. Grilling hamburgers
  254. Getting married
  255. Denying involvement
  256. Wearing a cardboard sign
  257. Worrying about the future
  258. Making a to-do list
  259. Breaking the habit
  260. Longing for the one that got away
  261. Shooting pool
  262. Running on empty
  263. Flying a flag
  264. Seeing a man about a horse
  265. Watching cartoons
  266. Sitting in the sun
  267. Casting the first stone
  268. Squealing with delight
  269. Running into an old acquaintance
  270. Living in a glass house
  271. Talking about politics
  272. Crumpled into a ball
  273. Casting aspersions
  274. Running around in circles
  275. Playing darts
  276. Beating expectations
  277. Going out of business
  278. Crammed into a clown car
  279. Hitting the snooze button
  280. Tap dancing in a Broadway musical
  281. Drinking too much
  282. Spinning plates
  283. Asking for permission
  284. Planning for retirement
  285. Mowing the lawn
  286. Saddened by recent events
  287. Complaining about the weather
  288. Staring into space
  289. Making small talk
  290. Going to the zoo
  291. Taking the lead
  292. Falling on the stairs
  293. Soaking in the bathtub
  294. Lamenting missed chances
  295. Ironing a shirt
  296. Protesting systemic abuse
  297. Cheating on a test
  298. Calling a spade a spade
  299. Neither here nor there
  300. Taking the scenic route
  301. Basking in former glory
  302. Cracking the code
  303. Relitigating past decisions
  304. Paranoid about the government
  305. Giving people the side eye
  306. Swept under the rug
  307. Acting frustratingly stubborn
  308. Reading the newspaper
  309. Dropping like flies
  310. Chewing on it for a while
  311. Redecorating the living room
  312. Organizing records chronologically
  313. Distracted by social media
  314. Designing a t-shirt
  315. Lost in a conspiracy theory
  316. Trimming fingernails
  317. Playing hide and seek
  318. Wearing a costume
  319. Starting a bonfire
  320. Breaking a promise
  321. Crying over spilled milk
  322. Spilling tea
  323. Jumping to conclusions
  324. Giving up on a dream
  325. Starting something new
  326. Retreating in defeat
  327. Taking all the credit
  328. Scratching backs
  329. Breaking in a new pair of jeans
  330. Trying to be cool but not pulling it off
  331. Missing the point
  332. Rebuilding the engine
  333. Respecting elders
  334. Graduating magna cum laude
  335. Swallowing pride
  336. Bored with routine
  337. Pitching a tent
  338. Breaking ranks
  339. Bending the truth
  340. Filing for bankruptcy
  341. Getting the band back together
  342. Exploring business synergies
  343. Dominating the conversation
  344. Leaving the door open
  345. Accepting the consequences
  346. Folding the laundry
  347. Double parked
  348. Scraping the bottom of the barrel
  349. Stirring the pot
  350. Raising venture capital
  351. Kicking the can
  352. Getting on board
  353. Suffering karmic retribution
  354. Taking a cold shower
  355. Under house arrest
  356. Losing a poor meatball when somebody sneezed
  357. Violating a city ordinance
  358. Putting down roots
  359. Ruffling feathers
  360. Calling a time out
  361. Checking the mail
  362. Stripped for parts
  363. Breathing a sigh of relief
  364. Believing in ghosts
  365. Beating the odds
  366. On hiatus
  367. Hung out to dry
  368. Abducted by aliens
  369. Changing hairstyles
  370. Passing the hot potato
  371. Redacted
  372. At a cabin in the woods
  373. Taking the necessary precautions
  374. Riding the bench
  375. Knocked out cold
  376. Dipped in chocolate
  377. Buckling under pressure
  378. Stonewalling the process
  379. Swimming upstream
  380. Bobbing for apples
  381. Buying one and getting one free
  382. Circling the drain
  383. Doing an interpretive dance
  384. On hold for the next available representative
  385. Rudely interrupted
  386. Belaboring the point
  387. Pleading the 5th
  388. Going for broke
  389. Waxing nostalgic
  390. Waxing eyebrows
  391. Diving in headfirst
  392. Pickling cucumbers
  393. Overstaying the welcome
  394. Betting the farm
  395. Uncovering skeletons in the closet
  396. Sneaking out of the house
  397. Sewing a button
  398. Walking the plank
  399. Lacking self esteem
  400. Staring directly into the sun
  401. Leaving words unspoken
  402. Approaching escape velocity
  403. Turning the radio to static
  404. Preoccupied with existential dread while reflecting on moments of joy